Guest Kimberly Griffin4804500565 Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 When the nurse went to get her pen from behind her ear, it wasnt a pen at all but a rectal thermometer...she said to herself, "hmmm some a$$hole got my pen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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0 Kyrie Papenfuss Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The lab called with your test results and said that you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Tanny Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Just now, Kyrie Papenfuss said: Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The lab called with your test results and said that you have 24 hours to live. Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What's the very bad news? Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. hahahah that's horrible but good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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When the nurse went to get her pen from behind her ear, it wasnt a pen at all but a rectal thermometer...she said to herself, "hmmm some a$$hole got my pen."
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