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Just now, Kyrie Papenfuss said:

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news. The lab called with your test results and said that you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

hahahah that's horrible but good! 

 

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During a funeral procession, on the way up the hill, the back door of the hurse opened up and the coffin slid out the door, it tumbled all the way down to the bottom of the hill, it kept on going down the street and rolled into a store,  until it came to a stop right in friont of the pharmacy...right then the corpse sat up and said "hey doc...do you got anything to stop this coffin?" Get it? Coughin'

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